if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
me on my way to overthrow yo country
tried to scroll past this, couldn’t.
Damn, this girl was prepared.
She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
Domino’s knows whats up
the only birth control you’ll ever need
if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s
Me at parties
why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away
Don’t Forget To Say I Love You
this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life
disney channel used to have the best shows
Wtf was life with Derek ? Who Derek only Derek I know is Derek Jeter. That’s how you spell it righ ?
Life with derek was this show about how this guy derek and his family, and kasey and her family become one family. Their parents get married and the kids learn how to get along, kasey was one of the main characters and you saw a lot of things from her point of view. She has to deal with her new brother derek who she really doesn’t like cause he’s kind of a dick.
^^fun fact, life with Derek got canceled cause they had too much sexual tension between the “step siblings”.
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