When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
" Are you two going to get married?" Yells a six year old at the summer camp I work at making the whole daycare room stare at us. He was talking about my coworker Parker and I. This is two summers in a row that kids assume we’re married because we play uno together everydah. It’s so cute how little kids don’t realise were only 18 and not together. Kids say the darndest things!
Pray more, worry less.
Holy shit pin my arms while you kiss me and I’m yours
I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.
yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day
How Beauty Procedures Looked In The 1930s-40s [x]
This is scary
The apple face thing tho
why is the past so fucking horrifying????
Trust should be measured on how many seconds you have your snapchat on when you send an ugly selfie
You fucked up you seriously fucked up.
actual photo of maryland
Rise of the Crustaceans.
Category 0.5 kaiju.
Category 0.5 Kaiju
RESET THE EGG TIMER
its embarrassing being a happy crier. also an angry crier. definitely a sad crier too. actually you know what im pretty much just always crying
That piñata seems alarmed to say the least
i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally
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